FUCK HER GENTLY
This is a song for the ladies.
But fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard,
in fact sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometimes you got to make some love
and fuckin' give her some smoochies too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze.
Sometimes you got to say please.
Sometimes you got to say Hey!
I'm gonna fuck you softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently.
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.
I'm gonna ball you discreetly!
And then you say hey I brought you flowers.
And then you say wait a minute Sally.
I think I got something in my teeth
could you get it out for me?
That's fucking teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
and then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly,
and then I'll fucking bone you completely.
But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaard!